Haikus about KUPS

 

When you play the phrase
"a cupcake connoisseur's dream"
an angel gets wings.

Sure he swears a lot
and slouches, but we all know
Greg is a dreamboat.

The Ratatat and
The Life Aquatic music beds
are ubiquitous.

Trans fat, what the fuck?
This PSA's as dumb as
the cat magnet one.

Down at the station
clickety clack--a request
for Kusikia.

Daniel Day-Lewis
gets just as much airplay as
Vampire Weekend.

Telling a bad joke?
Use "The Sound" as the punch line.
Now it's a liner.

 

 

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